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It's becoming increasingly appealing to live at a Hampton Inn. From what I've witnessed, fortitude knows its way around every common hotel. That's strictly the building's direct definition, it just goes without saying. On that note, Comfort Suites contains some secrets as well. Pure passion curves like a river straight to the continental breakfast.

Fiction?
I just have a nose for these things. Musty smells & narrow doorways are embedded into my spirit with no hope of escaping.